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"Don't be offended, but you seem to be one of those people who just attract accidents like a magnet. So...try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, all right?"
-Edward Cullen, Twilight
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"If you turn us into a Volvo pretzel around a tree trunk, you can probably just walk away."
-Bella Swan, Twilight.
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"So the lion fell in love with the lamb."
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
- Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, Twilight
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"Time to visit the optometrist."
-Bella Swan, Twilight
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"Only you could get into trouble in a town this small. You would have devastated their crime rate statistics for a decade, you know."
- Edward Cullen,Twilight
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"My world is not for you."
-Edward Cullen, New Moon
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"Bears don't want to eat people. We don't taste good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you'd taste good."
"Thanks so much."
He wasn't the first person to tell me that.
-Jacob Black and Bella Swan, New Moon.
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"Oh, he's in there all right. What a marshmellow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit."
"I'll keep my eyes open for someone like that."
-Jacob Black and Bella Swan, New Moon
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"It's a long story. In summary, she did jump of a cliff, but she wasn't trying to kill herself. Bella's all about extreme sports these days."
-Alice Cullen, New Moon
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"Your're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you and you think it's a joke."
-Edward Cullen, New Moon
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"Hey, vampire girl!"
-Embry Call, Eclipse
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"Will you please tell me what you're thinking? Before I go mad?"
-Edward Cullen, Eclipse
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"Sorry. I don't have any leeches on my speed dial."
-Jacob Black, Eclipse
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"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around."
-Emmett Cullen, Eclipse
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"What is a valid reason for someone to love someone else? Since apparently I'm doing it wrong?"
"I think the best place to start would be to look within your own species."
-Bella Swan and Jacob Black, Eclipse
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"A vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior."
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